annaandhertea:

bovineblogger:

gt-x325:

bovineblogger:

LAALALALALALALALALALA

うしさんだいすき

hell yeah brother

A quick note to non-Japanese-speaking folks, this says “ushi-san daisuki” so the person is mentioning the cow with a honorific (-san)

ladamania:

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

krystal-prisms:

were–ralph:

ampervadasz:

this would go crazy as an olympic sport

This person has Definitely done figure skating before

dogpuppy:

Do not turn on the sound

bgm05:

best account on tiktok is this guy who has fucked up claymation animals running around his house and he kills them to make delicious treats

bigheadmode:

bigheadmode:

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

miracles are real

weirdmageddon:

nyanguardparty:

toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuff

doctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply

timemachineyeah:

drives me up a wall living in a very very red district, like “no democrat is ever going to win any local election, let alone a real leftist” district, like “our school board members ran on who was the most anti-mask” red, like “I pass white supremacist signs on the way to buy weed” red

and being in the local leftist community and the guy who runs the anarchist book club and the lady who helps keep the warming shelters open and the people who marched on city hall when a local business was getting death threats for having a drag show are all members of a discord and we get on this discord and have frank discussions about how best to vote

the people who do the protests and the mutual aid and all the real work

going “okay, they’re both fascists, but this one lacks ambition and seems happy to just glide in the position” or “they both suck, but this one can be reasoned with if you frame it patriotically enough” like we don’t even have a democrat to vote for. we know what a vote is. we know what we hope accomplish with it. we know what it can do, and we know what it can’t.

and going from those discussions to here where people think that your vote is some kind of fucking??? enabling maneuver??? as if someone isn’t going to end up in that seat regardless of what you do???

we didn’t build this system, we just live in it. we’re just trying to survive. a vote isn’t a statement of your values, it’s not an endorsement, it’s not a marriage contract, it’s a strategic play you make to keep alive.

the biggest mistake I see leftists making is overestimating their own popularity. “well but everyone would be leftist if they just-“ no, stop, 1) you can’t possibly know that 2) everyone will not just

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by contentmachine. caption: Austin is just a giant Patagonia store]

memewhore:

sexygaywizard:

throathole:

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

drtanner:

nikkiitalks:

Just unmute. :’)

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

iamoutofideas:

iamoutofideas:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

catfindr:

how should i feel about this? let me know in thecomments below.

good 👍

bad 👎

thank you because now i know what feeling each thumbs are